1 - The Magician

Resourceful, Mastermind, Manipulator, Skillful, Yard Sale, Who Wants to Buy a Double-Ended Buttplug, Infinity-Brain, Also A Solid Gardener

Now this is a Magician who's got his ducks in a row. He's staying alive.

Look at that, The Magician has got all four of the Minor Arcana symbols just sitting there. On the table. The Magician either has a complicated plan or something to sell you.

With their ouroborous belt, the infinity symbol above their head, and a full table of weird ass crap they found, The Magician is ready to will their plans into fruition, with tools and schemes.

This is the card of mad scientists and brilliant innovators.